Would you fit in Top Cat's crew?
Are you alley cat material?

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Have you ever wondered how you'd fit in down at Hoagie's Alley with Top Cat and the gang? Wonder no more, this quiz takes real life scenarios from Top Cat, and your responses will determine if you would make it into Top Cat's crew.
Let's see if you've got what it takes to be an alley cat!
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Scenario 1: You win a cruise to Hawaii; how do you get the other cats on board with you?
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Scenario 2: A cool new cat has popped up in the alley and the fellas' loyalty is swaying. Which cat do you choose to align with?
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Scenario 3: One of the other cats is learning to play the violin; what should you do?
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Scenario 4: One of the other cats' mothers is visiting - but he's told her that he's the mayor of New York City! What do you do?
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Scenario 5: Dibble tells the cats to clean the alley - or else! How are you going to get out of it?
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Scenario 6: A TV Show is filming in the alley and kicking out all the cats. How do you trick them into letting you stay?
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Scenario 7: Choo-Choo has fallen in love with a French cat named Goldie. How do you set them up?
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Scenario 8: Winter is coming and the alley is too cold - how do you secure shelter for you and the cats?
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Scenario 9: The gang is broke! How should they raise money?
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Final Scenario: Officer Dibble asks for your help in catching famous mobster Old Lady Perkins. What do you ask for in return?
Would you fit in Top Cat's crew?
Your Result...
